Ogre Talk

I watched Shrek the Third yesterday. The story is not that good. Same old same old issue where one is about to accept a big responsibility, tries to avoid and pass it to somebody else.

After King Harold died, Shrek is the next in line to be the king of Far Far Away.  Shrek embarks on a journey to find Artie, the next possible heir to the throne to be his replacement.  A not so good way to dealing with adult problems,right? Anyway, regardless of this though, the movie is still worthy to watch.

On the positive side, I love the gang of Snowwhite, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzel, and the other one (the gay one) when they unleashed their prowess in fighting the villains who invaded Far Far Away.  I was so entertained when Snowwhite ripped off the sleeves of her gown and showed her tattoo. She has a heart shaped tattoo with "Dopey" written on it on her right shoulder. Ö

Pinocchio's confrontation with Charming is also funny as he was trying to give the safest answer with out lying. In his attempt to answer Charming's question, he ended up muttering uber-long statements that made his inquisitor's mind more confused. Here is their lines:

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

So much for being a spoiler. Watch Shrek 3, and with the introduction of several new characters, you'll find a hand full of them to love.